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These tonal pivots are extreme, no doubt about it, but this is what we've come to expect from Far CryВ as a series. These are coupled with missions where we learn about the atrocities of various cult members, including one cultist who made starving children eat their own parents after burning them alive. Or the one where I helped a conspiracy theorist straight out of the X-Files build a teleportation device that actually worked, leaving me with a snazzy new weapon in the process. There's also the quest I went on to retrieve bull testicles for the annual Testicle Festival. You can watch this all in the video below:

My NPC companion revives me and I finish off the final cultist with a rocket that sends him flying fifty feet into the air. All hell breaks loose and I barely manage to take out the remaining bad guys, accidentally lighting myself on fire with my flamethrower. I start out pretty sneaky but give up part way through to destroy the final of three alarms with a rocket launcher. So I decide to forego the plane mission and take the base. Like in past Far CryВ games, capturing these bases is one of the main activities in the game. (The other two sections are controlled by Jacob and Faith Seed.) When I show up, I discover that the ranch is also one of the cult's outposts. John is one of the top lieutenants of the cult, managing one of three major sections of the map for his brother JosephВ Seed, the Father. The plane was located at John Seed's ranch. He'll fly the skies and take out enemy planes for you, freeing you up to wreak havoc on the ground unmolested. Completing this mission unlocksВ RyeВ as a gun for hire. I'll tell a few stories to help illustrate my point.Дuring one story mission, I went to steal a plane for one of the main NPC characters, Nick Rye. I've been playing the hell out of this game and I've been having a blast the entire time.

I know that's not a particularly deep observation, but it's the truth. This is certainly the best Far CryВ since Far Cry 3,В but in many ways I'm enjoying it even more. When a co-worker emailed me the other day to ask how I was liking the game, I simply wrote back: 'I love it to pieces.' Whatever the game lacks in story it makes up for in adventure, variety and gameplay. The open-world of Hope County, Montana is a sight to behold. I gave him a mullet, made him Native, and dressed him up like a true Montanan. It's just not at all realistic-but who cares?В This is Far Cry. If it did somehow get this bad, the army would intervene.

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Long before it could ever get this bad the feds would crack down. No, this is not likely to happenВ in the US. The cult has taken total control of an entire county, stealing property, murdering or enslaving innocents and running roughshod over this rural American county like the Taliban in Afghanistan. Yes, there have been cults and militias in America and they have presented difficulties to law enforcement and some of these cults have ended in violence and bloodshed.В But we're talking about a cult thousands strong, armed with fighter planes and rocket launchers. One must choke down their suspension of disbelief to accept the game's premise. I certainly don't remember quite so many Southern accents up there in the Northwestern mountains and prairies-Montana accents can range from pretty standard West Coast American to something a bit more Midwestern/Great Lakes-ish, but I suppose there's some hillbilly in there, too-and the state is overall much less racially diverse than Far Cry 5, though it has many more Native Americans than are represented inВ the game. The gameplay is brilliant.ДЄs a born-and-bred Montanan, I find the portrayal of Montana beautifully ludicrous.

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Far Cry 5В is both a chaos simulator and a dark journey into America's very own heart of darkness.

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